Hon. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON SENDS EASTER GREETINGS To NIGERIANs. Can you interpret it?

Hon. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON
Hon. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON

Each time Nigerians hear of Hon. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON, i guess the first thing that comes to their minds is grammar.  This is a man who has made himself popular through complicated grammar.

Hon.  PATRICK OBAHIAGBON has an easter message for the teaming Nigeria populace this easter celebration season. Hear him:

As we join Christians in the celebration of Easter, may we truly reflect on the quintessential
modus vivendi of Master Jesus;
The Christ, who
peregrinated this incarnation as an exempli gratia of self abnegation, puritanical
excrescence, spartan discipline, mental
magnitude, hierophantic candour and altruistic
effusions,qualities which have become a
desiderata for national resurgimento.

Beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the
moment, I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate
that save and until we viscerally emblematize
the virtues of self-immolation, quintessential
abnegation, eulogizeable simplicity, Christ-like
humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic
emotionalism of agape love and communalistic
service, we would have woefully failed in learning
and imbibing the true meaning of EASTER.

We must elevate this moment from a proscenium
of joie de vivre into one of meditative
transcendentalism”.
HAPPY EASTER.

Do you have the capacity to translate or explain all he has said? Remember Hon. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON  has phobia for speaking simple English .




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